Intelligence <> Wisdom
Highly intelligent but also overweight and this friend knows these. He's been on his self-styled diet plan for at least the past decade. There's either no change or he has gained weight during this lost period. In fact, ironically, he gaine weight after getting teeth bracers 😲. On top of that, he has high cholesterol and sleep apnea. Hence, it's important for him to lose weight.
Whenever we talk about his diet, Ban sometimes says, "His diet plan is eat-whatever-I-want plan." I half believed it...until recently:
Me: Are you really on a diet?
Friend: ?
Me: 3 days ago, you had teh ais. 2 days ago, you had a large fried chicken drumstick
Friend: What's wrong with friend chicken?
Me: *Eyes widened in disbelief* Is it healthy?
Friend: ......... it's only one piece
Me: But you had unhealthy food and drinks for 3 consecutive days. Yesterday, you had curry chicken and your rice was drowned in curry sauce.
Friend: What's wrong with rice with curry sauce?
Me: *Tried hard not to pop out my eyeballs* Are you telling me it's healthy? Does it help with your diet?
Friend: ......... *changed topic*
Haiz. Incoming heart attack and other obese-related illnesses.
Whenever we talk about his diet, Ban sometimes says, "His diet plan is eat-whatever-I-want plan." I half believed it...until recently:
Me: Are you really on a diet?
Friend: ?
Me: 3 days ago, you had teh ais. 2 days ago, you had a large fried chicken drumstick
Friend: What's wrong with friend chicken?
Me: *Eyes widened in disbelief* Is it healthy?
Friend: ......... it's only one piece
Me: But you had unhealthy food and drinks for 3 consecutive days. Yesterday, you had curry chicken and your rice was drowned in curry sauce.
Friend: What's wrong with rice with curry sauce?
Me: *Tried hard not to pop out my eyeballs* Are you telling me it's healthy? Does it help with your diet?
Friend: ......... *changed topic*
Haiz. Incoming heart attack and other obese-related illnesses.
Comments
There's a Chinese idiom~ "no tears until the coffin in front of you".
Thanks! Don't understand that idom though.
In addition, he doesn't like to be told what to do. Susah-nya :D