Crusader Kings 2: Age of Lunacy
I was praying hard for insane events not to pop up again after the second Glitterhoof debacle. My either prayer got lost or ignored:
Yes, he was the same ruler as previous but this time I chose a different law. Logical but poor prescription.
It reads:
" The new law has been written and couriers are even now distributing it to all of your vassals. You admire your handiwork:
"Whereas the positive effects of fresh air is known to all, and: whereas the movement of the wind must not be obstructed by man-made structures:
Therefore I, [Title Name], decree that all homesteads throughout the realm are to have two holes, each no smaller than a grown peasant standing with arms outstretched, in opposite walls facing each other to allow free passage of the wind. These holes are not to be covered by planks, windows, doors or cattle. If any member of the household is known to exhibit severe flatulence, the holes shall number three and no less."
"This law will bring salvation to the realm." "
I was not too sad when he died (he was a great ruler overall). I eagerly played his successor...who acquired the lunatic trait during an event/incident. Omg, help!
It reads:
" The new law has been written and couriers are even now distributing it to all of your vassals. You admire your handiwork:
"Whereas the positive effects of fresh air is known to all, and: whereas the movement of the wind must not be obstructed by man-made structures:
Therefore I, [Title Name], decree that all homesteads throughout the realm are to have two holes, each no smaller than a grown peasant standing with arms outstretched, in opposite walls facing each other to allow free passage of the wind. These holes are not to be covered by planks, windows, doors or cattle. If any member of the household is known to exhibit severe flatulence, the holes shall number three and no less."
"This law will bring salvation to the realm." "
I was not too sad when he died (he was a great ruler overall). I eagerly played his successor...who acquired the lunatic trait during an event/incident. Omg, help!
" The new law has been written and couriers are even now distributing it to all of your vassals. You admire your handiwork:
"Whereas the turnip represents the very best qualities to be found in society, and: whereas it is of fine texture, particularly when boiled, and has been proven to remedy all ailments known to Man when consumed:
Therefore I, [Title Name], decree that the turnip shall henceforth be used as currency throughout the realm, taking the place of gold, silver or any other precious metal. These shall instead be turned over to the Crown for immediate disposal."
"This law will bring salvation to the realm." "
Yes, I chose a different law, for the heck of it since the practical result is the same i.e. -10 opinion with vassals for a number of years.
But finally, this trait didn't surface again in any of my subsequent rulers. Phew!
"Whereas the turnip represents the very best qualities to be found in society, and: whereas it is of fine texture, particularly when boiled, and has been proven to remedy all ailments known to Man when consumed:
Therefore I, [Title Name], decree that the turnip shall henceforth be used as currency throughout the realm, taking the place of gold, silver or any other precious metal. These shall instead be turned over to the Crown for immediate disposal."
"This law will bring salvation to the realm." "
Yes, I chose a different law, for the heck of it since the practical result is the same i.e. -10 opinion with vassals for a number of years.
But finally, this trait didn't surface again in any of my subsequent rulers. Phew!
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