Sir Bunny and JJ the dragon

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An epic bedtime story by Ban (edited by JJ)

Sir Bunny, the valiant knight, set off to save the naughty little dragon, JJ, from the evil princess Muscle Mary. JJ was being spanked for skank.

JJ the dragon wanted to skank freely but was forbidden by the evil princess.

Sir Bunny hopped to the evil tigress princess castle and said, “In the name of love and cuddles, I challenge you!” Then Sir Bunny brained her with a mallet.

“Thank you, Sir Bunny,” said JJ, “I’m now free to find love and skank!...Want some fun?”

And so Sir Bunny and JJ the naughty little dragon lived happily ever after.

The End.

Comments

William said…
I want the adult version.
January 12, 2010 at 11:20 PM
Jaded Jeremy said…
William,
Read your diary lor :P
January 12, 2010 at 11:22 PM
Little Dove said…
I like this version. Suits me just fine. ^_^
January 13, 2010 at 2:20 AM
Legolas said…
From another perspective, The Princess Muscle Mary just wanted JJ to be a good dragon and therefore she locked him in the tallest room of the tallest tower. She couldn't let him to continue his skanking lifestyle which was destroying him slowly.

Anyway, I don't know what I'm saying, it's too early.
January 13, 2010 at 7:00 AM
Jaded Jeremy said…
Little Dove,
It's supposed to be a bedtime story for me :)

Legolas,
Wah...complication!
January 13, 2010 at 7:28 AM
savante said…
Muscle Mary the evil princess? muahahahaha.
January 13, 2010 at 2:22 PM
kenni said…
y JJ wasn't allowed to skank? I say let's skank for life!
January 13, 2010 at 9:39 PM
Jaded Jeremy said…
ireng_ajah,
It's not a joke, it's a story! :)

kenni,
I also don't know.
January 13, 2010 at 11:12 PM
Pike-chan said…
Hmmmmm...so brief only ah?
January 14, 2010 at 12:40 PM
Jaded Jeremy said…
Lyssa,
Yah, right? Hehe. I laughed when I read it in the sms. In fact, I think I contributed a little too :)

Ban,
I've never read such a short epic story.

pikey,
Ask the writer hehe.
January 14, 2010 at 2:28 PM
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