Rigidity

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A schoolboy in Singapore was reprimanded by his English teacher for being mischievous. He was supposed to complete a certain well-known proverb, presumedly by using the well-known words. Instead, he stated it this way:

People who live in glass house should not undress.

I laughed out loud when I first read this. I thought it was a brilliant substitute for the standard proverb. Too bad his teacher couldn't appreciate it. I know that she wanted him to learn the standard proverb so as to pass exams but she could at have least complimented him on his creativity and then gently explained to him why he needed to answer in the standard way.

Comments

Shake Trees said…
wahaha... funny. little johnny.
September 5, 2010 at 2:42 PM
savante said…
If I'm the father, I'd have strangled the teacher :P
September 5, 2010 at 2:58 PM
Elyssa said…
I am curious..what is the correct proverb?
September 5, 2010 at 3:12 PM
Jaded Jeremy said…
Koala Express,
Hehe.

savante,
This was described in a letter that his faster wrote to the newspapers as an example of rigid education.

Lyssa,
People who live in glass house should not throw stones.
September 5, 2010 at 4:40 PM
Legolas said…
How creative! And realistic too.
September 5, 2010 at 9:40 PM
William said…
People who live in glass houses should have more sex.
September 5, 2010 at 9:46 PM
Jaded Jeremy said…
Legolas,
Ya lor.

William,
Why??
September 5, 2010 at 10:18 PM
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