Goat

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During a phone call with my mum...

Mum: I have goat's milk for breakfast
Me: Ok, so how much is the goat?
Mum: It's RM 33 for each tin of goat's milk
Me: No, mum. How much is the goat? Then you can get the milk from it
Mum: *laughs* I'm also a goat
Me: *laughs* I'm sorry to tell you mum: you're not going to produce any more milk 

Ban looked at me strangely and then covered his ears.

😂

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