Balls

She remembered the lead ammunition in her pocket and offered it to him. "Your balls, Mr Darcy?" He reached out and closed her hand around them, and offered, "They belong to you, Miss Bennet." Upon this, their colour changed, and they were forced to look away from one another, lest they laugh.

- "Pride and Prejudice and Zombies" by Jane Austen and Seth Grahame-Smith

Hehehe.
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